An area high-tech business has hired the security firm Blackwater to protect its assets and inventory that can no longer fit within the secure perimeters of the company's property.
An eminent PhD has concluded that the Republican party lacks proper harmony and has horrific timing. Mr. Webb has studied rhythm and taught harmony for over 47 years after getting his masters at BYU and completing his doctorate at Juilliard.
While he is wildly popular in the USA, Senator Ted Cruz's popularity is plummeting in many Canadian polls. Ted Cruz is running for President of the United States, despite being a Canadian.
Proving that global politics produces strange bedfellows, many Republican loudmouths are glomming onto the recent terrorist attacks in Paris as evidence that â€œotherâ€ people should not be welcome within â€œourâ€ borders. And subtlety is not their specialty.