Mike Tesh

Michael Tesh has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it all more quickly and with less pain.
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QAnon Struggles to Portray Jill Biden as a Man

The far-right conspiracy group is having trouble libeling and slandering Jill Biden.

Keith Richards’ Mom Dead at 167

According to a spokesperson for the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards wishes not to be bothered.

Facebook Struggles With Un-banning Itself

Menlo Park, CA -- After a prolonged service disruption this earlier this week, social media giant Facebook is still struggling to recover from an accidental 'self banning' of itself. Nearly a billion...

Protesters Tear Down Georgia Guidestones

The controversial apocalyptic Georgia monument proclaiming end-of-the-world scenarios was toppled this past week by a group of leftwing activists.

Area Drivers Suddenly Respectful to Bicyclists on Roadways

Area drivers have suddenly and unexpectedly been extremely respectful of bicyclists sharing the roads recently. Many believe this may be because of a new law that requires drivers to steer clear, by at least three feet, around bicyclists riding on the road. Gish Gallop may have discovered another reason for the respectful trend.

Weird Al Beaten and Arrested in Mueller Probe

Sources close to Robert Mueller's special counsel investigation, musical humorist and satirist "Weird Al" Yankovic has been arrested in the ongoing probe.

Democrat Gay Communist CRT Trans Athlete from the Chinese part of Venezuela to Challenge Ron DeSantis in 2024

The re-elect Desantis campaign jumped into action only to find itself unable to attack the Chinese-Venezuelan athlete.

Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market

Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.

Mike Tesh

Michael Tesh has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it all more quickly and with less pain.
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