May, 2022

Mike Tesh

Michael Tesh has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it all more quickly and with less pain.
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ISIS Fighters to Perform in Branson, Missouri

The Syrian band ISIS Fighters will perform at the Silver Dollar City amusement park this coming weekend.

Kool Aid Man Denies Involvement With ISIS Prison Break

The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.

Amazon Warehouses Now Issuing Adult Diapers to Workers

Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.

“I don’t see no color,” Says Area Racist

A disabled Baltimore welder makes a case for being "color blind."

Plain English Translation of James Joyce’s Finnegans Wake Exceeds 175,000 Pages

University of Chicago James Joyce scholar Professor James Badwater has completed what he is calling a "plain English" version of the Irish writer's avant-garde work Finnegans Wake. The translated version of this comic fiction novel has eclipsed over 175,000 pages and will take approximately 42 years to read.
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A press release by the United Nations earlier today revealed plans for a global transportation system that runs on a high-speed railway.