Mike Tesh
Michael Tesh has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it all more quickly and with less pain.
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Living
ISIS Fighters to Perform in Branson, Missouri
The Syrian band ISIS Fighters will perform at the Silver Dollar City amusement park this coming weekend.
Food
Kool Aid Man Denies Involvement With ISIS Prison Break
The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.
Living
Amazon Warehouses Now Issuing Adult Diapers to Workers
Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.
Living
“I don’t see no color,” Says Area Racist
A disabled Baltimore welder makes a case for being "color blind."
Art
Plain English Translation of James Joyce’s Finnegans Wake Exceeds 175,000 Pages
University of Chicago James Joyce scholar Professor James Badwater has completed what he is calling a "plain English" version of the Irish writer's avant-garde work Finnegans Wake. The translated version of this comic fiction novel has eclipsed over 175,000 pages and will take approximately 42 years to read.
Popular
Pink Floyd Reunion Album to Feature Donald Trump Cover
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.
California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas Blue
A secret document reveals California's plans to make America blue.
Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger
Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.
Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial
Tustin, CA couple Carolyn and Jarrett Roush had an embarrassing misunderstanding.
First International Bullet Train To Stop Everywhere Except USA
A press release by the United Nations earlier today revealed plans for a global transportation system that runs on a high-speed railway.
