The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.
Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.
University of Chicago James Joyce scholar Professor James Badwater has completed what he is calling a "plain English" version of the Irish writer's avant-garde work Finnegans Wake. The translated version of this comic fiction novel has eclipsed over 175,000 pages and will take approximately 42 years to read.
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.
Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.
Tustin, CA couple Carolyn and Jarrett Roush had an embarrassing misunderstanding.
A press release by the United Nations earlier today revealed plans for a global transportation system that runs on a high-speed railway.