June, 2022

Matt Reisenweber

Matt Reisenweber writes for Gish Gallop when he can. We wish he'd write more, but he's busy doing secret things. He shares his love of Nevada County like all good Gish Gallops, but he can't help himself when it comes to sarcasm, also like all good Gish Gallops.
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Local Black Man Banned From Nevada County Store For Being “GMO”

Local African-American Michael Noble was shocked today when he entered a local Organic supermarket for spices and poppy seeds, only to have the manager and an off-duty Nevada County Sheriff force him out of the store for being a "GMO".
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