Loretta Splitair is Gish Gallop's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
The City of St. Louis and Rams team owner Stan Kroenke has made steps to offset the ballooning costs by converting the old and perfectly functional Edwards Jones Dome into a modern prison facility.
Someone forgot to a Bay Area Transplant that Austin was in Texas.
According to Brady, he began playing Badminton in his backyard secretly at an early age.
According to a memo, the DoD started Operation Horse Paste Earlier this month with the goal of "controlling the massive spread of the COVID-19 Delta variant."
According to sources close to Bernie Sanders, the Senator of Vermont has agreed to portray MIT Linguist and Social Scientist Noam Chomsky in an upcoming biopic.
According to a prospectus provided by the Church, their Citrus Heights flagship store has grown by over 400%.
Japanese automaker Subaru announced earlier this week that it plans on releasing a limited run of what is tentatively called the Bernie Sanders Outback LE or Limited Edition.
The Jurisdiction of the Jefferson State Militia website was nominated last year for its innovative design and faced stiff competition.
The 56-year-old budget hospitality and lodging chain Motel 6 announced this week that it is going to rename itself given extraordinary inflation and economic pressures.