January, 2022

Loretta Splitair

Loretta Splitair is Gish Gallop's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
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Old St. Louis Stadium to be Site of New Ferguson Jail

The City of St. Louis and Rams team owner Stan Kroenke has made steps to offset the ballooning costs by converting the old and perfectly functional Edwards Jones Dome into a modern prison facility.

Recent Austin Transplant Saddened to Learn He’s Now in Texas

Someone forgot to a Bay Area Transplant that Austin was in Texas.

Leaked Photos Reveal Young Tom Brady’s Love of Badminton

According to Brady, he began playing Badminton in his backyard secretly at an early age.

Anti-Chemtrailers Quietly Applaud Ivermectin-based Cloud Seeding Operations

According to a memo, the DoD started Operation Horse Paste Earlier this month with the goal of "controlling the massive spread of the COVID-19 Delta variant."

Bernie Sanders to Play Noam Chomsky in Upcoming Biopic

According to sources close to Bernie Sanders, the Senator of Vermont has agreed to portray MIT Linguist and Social Scientist Noam Chomsky in an upcoming biopic.
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