Loretta Splitair

Loretta Splitair is Gish Gallop's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
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Gary Larson Signs Exclusive 27 Year Deal with Gish Gallop

The Far Side -- On the heels of recent news that Gary Larson's The Far Side might be returning, GishGallop.com, the nation's premier news, information and commentary magazine announced an arrangement with...

United States Government Builds Largest Sexual Aid

In a joint partnership between Huntington Ingalls, General Dynamics and the popular adult products store Adam & Eve, the United State Government has built the world's largest sex toy.

Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing

Protests broke out late this week as a group of activists marched in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater after the establishment announced plans to show a special matinee of Mel Brooks 1974 comedy film Blazing Saddles.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Gwen Ifill Dead at 61.

Veteran television journalist Gwen Ifill, the longtime host of PBS’ “Washington Week” and co-anchor of “PBS NewsHour,” has died. She was 61. A PBS spokesperson confirmed that Ifill passed away Monday after a months-long battle with cancer.

Native Alaskans Demanding the Feds Change Columbus, Ohio to Aleut

After decades of Ohio Congressional Representatives blocking the name change of the United States' highest mountain from Mount McKinley to it rightful name of Denali, a group of Alaskan politicians is petitioning the Federal government to change Ohio's capital city from Columbus to Aleut.

Ross Dress for Less to Feature Sharia Clothing Line

The popular American "off-price" department store Ross quietly began featuring various "sharia-compliant" clothing early this month in select California stores.

Study: Media Coverage of Mass Murders Is Fucking Depressing

A 4 year study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of major television broadcasts and newspaper outlets has found that continual coverage of mass shootings and murders is leads the population at large to feel very sad.

Atlanta Man Finds Jesus in Chick-fil-A Sandwich

A North Atlanta man almost bit off more than he could chew.

Loretta Splitair

Loretta Splitair is Gish Gallop's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
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