Jon Reremy, PhD
When Jon was a little bitty baby his mama would rock him in the cradle in the old cotton fields where he's from. Growing up in the deep south, he learned to take a punch, a skill he carries with him to this day and looks to pass on to future generations of Reremies. After the tragic monster truck accident that claimed the life of his latest wife, all pending charges were dropped, leaving Jon to pursue his dream of marrying someone younger, hotter, and dirtier. As his hunt continues, Jon lurks around the local junior college, where he hopes to earn his doctorate by attending several classes a month, that he may one day stop lying about having one. When he's not studying or leching, Jon maintains an active television-viewing schedule. On the rare occasion inspiration strikes, he strikes back.
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Earth News
Ancient Egyptian Discovery a Great Disappointment
Archaeologists working near the site of the Library of Alexandria in Egypt, famed cultural center of the ancient world, uncovered a massive trove of parchments, scrolls, and manuscripts this week, calling it, "the single greatest Anthropological disappointment in history."
Food
New Study Finds Vegans Less Annoying Than Anti-Vegans
In a landmark study released today by the Pew Research Center in cooperation with the National Cattlemen's Beef Association, scientists have determined that proponents of the anti-vegan movement are several orders of magnitude more obnoxious than vegans.
National News
Man Hospitalized by Ronda Rousey on International Women’s Day
Venice Beach resident Frank Rizzo was hospitalized by former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey after reportedly telling her to smile.
Food
Study: Red Meat Consumption Unrelated to Manliness
scientists have concluded there is no discernible correlation between the amount of red meat consumed and the raw masculinity of the men consuming it.
National News
Nation’s Barely Literate Angered by Dismissal of Views
According to a recent Pew Poll, America's mediocre thinkers are increasingly frustrated by what they see as a widespread dismissal of their opinions by their fellow citizens with above-average intelligence. Exacerbating their irritation is a seeming inability to communicate coherently.
Popular
Hillary Clinton Is a Crook and Here’s Why It Matters
Oh you hate her. And now here are the answers you've been waiting for.
God: I Redirected LA Flood To Tony Perkins’ Home Because I’m A ‘Big Lover Of Irony’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- At a press conference...
“Racists aren’t the real racists. You’re the real racist,” Says Area Racist
Merton Davies knows a racist when he sees one.
Mysterious Light Beam Photographed Over Nevada City, CA
Several readers have contacted Gish Gallop with reports of a mysterious beam of light emanating from the sky in Nevada City. According to more than one caller, the mysterious beam of light seemed to originate beyond sight in the upper atmosphere and "landed" on Coyote Street in North Nevada City. No injuries were reported.
Missing Children Now Exceeding Milk Carton Production
The nation's milk carton producers have sounded an alarm.
