Jon Reremy, PhD
When Jon was a little bitty baby his mama would rock him in the cradle in the old cotton fields where he's from. Growing up in the deep south, he learned to take a punch, a skill he carries with him to this day and looks to pass on to future generations of Reremies. After the tragic monster truck accident that claimed the life of his latest wife, all pending charges were dropped, leaving Jon to pursue his dream of marrying someone younger, hotter, and dirtier. As his hunt continues, Jon lurks around the local junior college, where he hopes to earn his doctorate by attending several classes a month, that he may one day stop lying about having one. When he's not studying or leching, Jon maintains an active television-viewing schedule. On the rare occasion inspiration strikes, he strikes back.
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Earth News
Who Said It: Donald Trump or Jesus Christ?
This is the hardest quiz you'll ever take. Good luck!
National News
NRA Study Finds Gun Owners Courageous, Svelte
In a startling new study of its members, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has concluded that gun owners share a number of previously unreported traits, ranging from high levels of patriotism to increased sexual prowess.
Living
Avatar 2 Postponed as Writers Disagree About Which Disney Movie to Copy
Avatar, released 14 years after the original, received distinction by grossing over $2 billion in theaters in 2009 and is widely considered the visually-superior execution of the same old story.
Food
Mexico Warns Citizens Against Drinking American Tap Water
The Mexican government issued a statement this morning to its citizens traveling abroad in the United States, warning them to avoid drinking tap water.
Living
Heavy Metal Legends Megadeth to Play for Bernie Sanders
The pioneering heavy metal band Megadeth has offered to play at Sanders' upcoming rally before the next primary on Saturday, November 2nd in San Jose, and the Sanders campaign has enthusiastically accepted.
Popular
Christian “Terrorists” in Trouble for Illegal Chemtrailing
A group of Christian chemtrailers are in trouble with both civil and military aviation officials for using their aircraft to spread the "the divine Word of Christ."
Easy Bake Oven Thwarted by LED Light Bulb
Warren Grant of Nevada City became agitated on Wednesday when his daughter's Christmas Gift, a "retro" Kenner Easy Bake Oven, failed to cook the small-batch cake mix.
Biden Offers Laid Off Coal Workers Betamax VCRs
The President's critics say this is another example of him being out of touch with average Americans.
Why I Should Be The Next Supreme Court Justice
There is a lot of controversy going on in our government about the next Supreme Court justice and who should be allowed to choose them. I have a simple solution, choose me.
Dalai Lama Finds Time to Relax with a Fidget Spinner
His holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama, surprised audience members at this year's 7th Annual Ohio Spiritual Awakening Festival or OSAF when he mentioned that he used a fidget spinner to occasionally "relax and center himself after a hectic day."
