James Schlarmann
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Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger
Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.
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Trump’s Convention Keynote To Be Delivered By Klansman In Tinfoil Hood
The 2016 Republican keynote address will be delivered by a Grand Wizard Henry McMillan of Hobart, Tennessee. McMillian will address the audience in both his klan robes and a tinfoil hat, sources say, in order to put the Republican voters at ease.
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Trump Ejects ‘Tiny, Infantile Protester With Giant Hands’ From Rally
FOLE'S FALLS, VIRGINIA -- At a campaign rally this...
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President Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Classifying U.S. As Alternative Christian Nation
Despite Republicans' eight year criticism of former President Barack Obama's use of executive orders, their newly inaugurated commander in chief has not been shy to write several himself in just his first week in office.
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1990’s Era Stand-Up Comic Dusting Off His ‘Bill Clinton Likes Pussy’ Material
VAN NUYS, CALIFORNIA -- You might not remember Clint...
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Pink Floyd Reunion Album to Feature Donald Trump Cover
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.
California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas Blue
A secret document reveals California's plans to make America blue.
Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger
Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.
Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial
Tustin, CA couple Carolyn and Jarrett Roush had an embarrassing misunderstanding.
First International Bullet Train To Stop Everywhere Except USA
A press release by the United Nations earlier today revealed plans for a global transportation system that runs on a high-speed railway.
