James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, founding contributor of The Political Garbage Chute, holder of zero world records or lifetime achievement awards.
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ISIS Spokesman: Terror Group ‘Really Grateful’ NRA Has Made Getting Guns So Easy

An unidentified Daesh fighter released a video on YouTube over the weekend praising The National Rifle Association for "making it super-duper easy-peasy to get firearms in America."

Trump to TV Producers: Tell Me How to Run the Country

New York, NY -- It is no secret on The Hill that the transition from President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) to President Donald Trump (R-Dumbfukistan) was not been very smooth or completely...

Weather Channel To Include Mass Shooting Forecasts

Late this week, the Weather Channel announced that it would start including hourly, daily, and weekly mass shooting forecasts in the local weather segments they broadcast.

Report: Donald Trump’s Twitter Run By Angry Orangutan With Tourette Syndrome

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Donald Trump presidential campaign confirmed this morning that the alleged billionaire's Twitter account has been run since its creation by an angry orangutan with Tourette Syndrome. For years, the...

Area Birther Still Hopeful Trump At Least a Racist

When 48-year-old Josh Williams turned on the TV in the break room at his job last Friday and saw Donald Trump on it, he was excited.

Donald Trump Claims 10 Billion Illegal Immigrants Voted For Hillary Clinton, And That He Has Cured AIDS

In a blast of tweets Sunday afternoon, President-Elect Donald Trump raised eyebrows all over the country by seemingly implying that the election he himself won was fraught with voter fraud.

Lesser Publicized Excerpts From Colin Powell’s Leaked Emails

While some of his emails might contain biting commentary on the Clintons and Trump, some other emails of Powell's contained lesser-publicized, but perhaps just as newsworthy bits of information, and this website has decided it's in the public's best interest to publish excerpts from those emails

Alabama Trump Campaign To Use Flaming T’s to Help Supporters Find Polls In November

    FT. NERO, ALABAMA -- The Alabama headquarters for the Donald Trump campaign announced early this morning that they would be paying to install special landmarks in the state, designed to help guide...

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, founding contributor of The Political Garbage Chute, holder of zero world records or lifetime achievement awards.
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