May, 2022

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, founding contributor of The Political Garbage Chute, holder of zero world records or lifetime achievement awards.
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Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger

Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.

Trump’s Convention Keynote To Be Delivered By Klansman In Tinfoil Hood

The 2016 Republican keynote address will be delivered by a Grand Wizard Henry McMillan of Hobart, Tennessee. McMillian will address the audience in both his klan robes and a tinfoil hat, sources say, in order to put the Republican voters at ease.

Trump Ejects ‘Tiny, Infantile Protester With Giant Hands’ From Rally

FOLE'S FALLS, VIRGINIA -- At a campaign rally this...

President Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Classifying U.S. As Alternative Christian Nation

Despite Republicans' eight year criticism of former President Barack Obama's use of executive orders, their newly inaugurated commander in chief has not been shy to write several himself in just his first week in office.

1990’s Era Stand-Up Comic Dusting Off His ‘Bill Clinton Likes Pussy’ Material

VAN NUYS, CALIFORNIA -- You might not remember Clint...
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Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger

Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.

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First International Bullet Train To Stop Everywhere Except USA

A press release by the United Nations earlier today revealed plans for a global transportation system that runs on a high-speed railway.