Jason Calberson
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Music
Religious Groups Celebrate The End of Black Sabbath
As the final ear-bleeding refrains of Paranoid came to a close at Birmingham’s Genting Arena, Christians around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief. After nearly a half century of turning America’s youth onto the occult, heavy drug use and sexual perversion, it finally signaled The End of Black Sabbath.
Earth News
Toyota Signs 10-Year Sponsorship Deal with the Islamic State
The Toyota Motor Corporation reportedly struck a 10-year sponsorship deal with the Islamic State (ISIS,ISIL), aligning themselves alongside the world's leading global terrorist organization.
National News
Group of Self-Proclaimed ‘Patriots’ Hang ‘GTFO’ Banner on Statue of Liberty
A self-proclaimed group of "patriots" known as APART (Armed Patriots Against Radical Terrorists), took it upon themselves to hang their own banner on Lady Liberty reading 'GTFO' (acronym for Get the F*ck Out) early Wednesday morning.
Music
MIT Scientists Successfully Clone Angus Young
Speaking at a press conference this afternoon at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) announced they have successfully cloned rock guitar legend, Angus Young.
Local News
Road Head Simulator Shows Dangers of Distracted Driving
The national #HeadOut campaign, funded and presented by Brownstar Insurance, made a stop at the Grass Valley Public Library this week to show both new and experienced drivers the dangers associated with road head.
Popular
ANTIFA Space Force Plans Independence Day Raid on Humboldt County
Residents are advised to wear masks, however, due to confirmed law enforcement reports that Antifa Space Force will be utilizing aerial surveillance satellite footage
1st Annual Karen Convention Receives Record Number of Complaints
Organizers say they're making some adjustments for next year's event.
Pope Francis Proposes Friday Sabbath
Pope Francis has delivered a sweeping encyclical officially amending doctrine to move the Christian Sabbath from Sunday to Friday.
Area Pastor Defies Death, Converts to Atheism
A local pastor had a bit of a scare recently when he dropped dead of a heart attack. First responders were unable to revive him at the scene, and a defibrillator had zero impact as he was completely dead.
Area “Flattard” Thinks “Flattard” Might be a Derogatory Slur
Area Flat Earth believer Ben M. Walkowiaksky believes that his new Facebook nickname "Flattard" might be a derogatory slur. Mr. Walkowiaksky was christen "Flattard Supreme" by the administrators of the popular Flat Earth Facebook Group "Flat Earth Education" over the weekend.