Jason Calberson
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National News
First Wave of Syrian Refugees Reach Menominee Michigan
Earlier this week, the first wave of Syrian refugees, approximately 2,000 of the expected 4,500, finally reached the Menominee Marina in downtown Menominee, MI. The remaining refugees are expected to land over the next few days, depending on the weather and conditions of Lake Michigan.
National News
Area Man’s Spirit Animal Disemboweled by Trump Sons Eric & Donald Jr.
For area man, Al Homssi, 24, his spirit animal met a violent death via disembowelment at the hands of First Sons Eric and Donald Jr. following a disagreement over health care reform.
Music
Record Store Day Violence Breaks Out Across America
Massive brawls broke out between vinyl enthusiasts and police at several independent record stores Saturday, leaving an embarrassing scar on the 10 year anniversary of ‘Record Store Day.'
National News
Sean Hannity Invests in Trump Real Estate
Fox News host Sean Hannity has reportedly purchased over 2-inches of prime real estate owned by Donald Trump, snatching up a cozy, undeveloped property.
National News
Milwaukee Police Officer Shoots; Hits Unarmed Black Teen from Way Downtown
For 13 seasons with the Milwaukee Police Department, Officer Klexter has personified hustle, consistency and excellence in all areas of police work - as a team player, a defender, and perhaps above all else, a clutch performer.
Popular
Satire Publication Cancelled for Writing about Next School Shooting
This ends a long tradition of strong reporting from the Sierra City, CA-based news source.
Several Kids Dead After a Good Guy With a Gun Sleeps In
Wilburn Marvin accidentally overslept this morning, missing his chance to save hundreds of people from an active shooter situation.
Anti-Vaxxer Group Gets Polio on India Trip
A group of "anti-vax" Christian evangelicals became very ill after visiting one of the world's poorest places.
Pink Floyd Reunion Album to Feature Donald Trump Cover
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.