January, 2022

Horatio Bottomley

Horatio William Bottomley was an American financier, journalist, editor, newspaper proprietor, swindler, and former member of Congress. Mr. Bottomley joins Gish Gallop to save the world and perhaps say something about Sierra City, which the editorial staff has been trying to do for almost 60 years. He insists that everyone call him William, even though he is known has Horatio. He is on his 5th Wife, Beth, after his first three left him for sailors and his last wife, an Australian woman named Matilda died after attempting to dig her own hard-rock mine in their Banner Mountain home.
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Surgeon General: Urine Therapy to Aid in Drought Relief

Sacramento/North San Juan, CA -- In response to requests...
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