June, 2022

Horatio Bottomley

Horatio William Bottomley was an American financier, journalist, editor, newspaper proprietor, swindler, and former member of Congress. Mr. Bottomley joins Gish Gallop to save the world and perhaps say something about Sierra City, which the editorial staff has been trying to do for almost 60 years. He insists that everyone call him William, even though he is known has Horatio. He is on his 5th Wife, Beth, after his first three left him for sailors and his last wife, an Australian woman named Matilda died after attempting to dig her own hard-rock mine in their Banner Mountain home.

Local Schizophrenic Lawyer Sues Self for Fall

Nevada County is about to make legal history as Fernwood Z. Frischland, Esq., filed a civil suit against himself for a nasty fall he suffered in front of his home at 24444 Old Tunnel Road.

Grass Valley’s Cornish Christmas To Go ‘Pink’ for Breast Cancer

Susan G. Komen Foundation has partnered with the Grass Valley Chamber of Commerce, the City Council and the Grass Valley Downtown Association to turn Cornish Christmas into a "pink" event to raise money.

Surgeon General: Urine Therapy to Aid in Drought Relief

Sacramento/North San Juan, CA -- In response to requests...

New Years Resolution Thwarted By Canal Gate

Nevada City, CA -- Burt Bowles is fed up...

Sierra Buttes to Become Huge Rock Sculpture of African-Americans

In what may prove a bonanza for local tourism and a boost for racial harmony, President Obama has just signed an executive memorandum calling for the creation of a Mount Rushmore-like creation on the Sierra Buttes celebrating great African Americans.


Wolf Blitzer Suicide Blamed on Shocking MAD Magazine Memo

Pioneering news publication MAD magazine has admitted to "making some things up" during the past 65 years. The news, which was leaked to the press this week by a former disgruntled employee, sent shock waves through the news business and has resulted in the suicide deaths of two journalists.

Old St. Louis Stadium to be Site of New Ferguson Jail

The City of St. Louis and Rams team owner Stan Kroenke has made steps to offset the ballooning costs by converting the old and perfectly functional Edwards Jones Dome into a modern prison facility.

Organic GMO Oil To Hit The Market Soon

In the global oil market, innovation is what separates the winners from the losers. With crude oil prices at historic lows, innovating newer and cheaper ways to get that oil has enabled Cen Corp to thrive.

Bass Pro Shops To Offer Free Islam Identification Workshops

Bass Pro Shops in a cooperative effort with the Friends of the NRA is offering a four part workshop to properly identify those of the Islam faith.

Cher To Wed Robert Plant At Westminster Abbey

Cher's longtime publicist announced this morning that Pop Icon Cher and Rock Icon Robert Plant have reserved the Westminster Abbey for their wedding on January 17th.