Horatio Bottomley

Horatio William Bottomley was an American financier, journalist, editor, newspaper proprietor, swindler, and former member of Congress. Mr. Bottomley joins Gish Gallop to save the world and perhaps say something about Sierra City, which the editorial staff has been trying to do for almost 60 years. He insists that everyone call him William, even though he is known has Horatio. He is on his 5th Wife, Beth, after his first three left him for sailors and his last wife, an Australian woman named Matilda died after attempting to dig her own hard-rock mine in their Banner Mountain home.
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New Years Resolution Thwarted By Canal Gate

Nevada City, CA -- Burt Bowles is fed up with fatphobia. Trying to live up to his New Year's resolution to lose weight, Bowles, of Nevada City, decided to take a walk along...

Grass Valley’s Cornish Christmas To Go ‘Pink’ for Breast Cancer

Susan G. Komen Foundation has partnered with the Grass Valley Chamber of Commerce, the City Council and the Grass Valley Downtown Association to turn Cornish Christmas into a "pink" event to raise money.

Sierra Buttes to Become Huge Rock Sculpture of African-Americans

In what may prove a bonanza for local tourism and a boost for racial harmony, President Obama has just signed an executive memorandum calling for the creation of a Mount Rushmore-like creation on the Sierra Buttes celebrating great African Americans.

Local Schizophrenic Lawyer Sues Self for Fall

Nevada County is about to make legal history as Fernwood Z. Frischland, Esq., filed a civil suit against himself for a nasty fall he suffered in front of his home at 24444 Old Tunnel Road.

Surgeon General: Urine Therapy to Aid in Drought Relief

Sacramento/North San Juan, CA -- In response to requests by Governor Brown for Federal assistance in helping California deal with its drought emergency, Surgeon General Boris Lushniak issued a twelve page recommendation...

Hillary Beats Kerry for Coveted 2016 Diaper Award

In a close call contest, Porta-Pants™ has announced the results of its first annual Porta-Pants™ Person of the Year Award, recognizing outstanding people who wear adult diapers as part of a healthy and active lifestyle. Porta-Pants, whose slogan is, "when you have to go, on the go,"® is a leading manufacturer of absorbent underwear and is breaking ground for a new store in Nevada City, CA.

Scotch Broom to be Planted Along California Highways

Climate change is causing California to reevaluate its position on Scotch broom. This oft maligned plant is now being touted as a valuable environmental asset.

Feds Ban Insecticides in Nevada City to Protect Endangered Giant Roach

Wait! Don't kill that roach. It could be protected. It could be the rare and endangered Gigantic Sierra Nevada Roach recently discovered in Nevada City, CA.

Horatio Bottomley

Horatio William Bottomley was an American financier, journalist, editor, newspaper proprietor, swindler, and former member of Congress. Mr. Bottomley joins Gish Gallop to save the world and perhaps say something about Sierra City, which the editorial staff has been trying to do for almost 60 years. He insists that everyone call him William, even though he is known has Horatio. He is on his 5th Wife, Beth, after his first three left him for sailors and his last wife, an Australian woman named Matilda died after attempting to dig her own hard-rock mine in their Banner Mountain home.
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