June, 2022

Harry Balserhaught

Harry Balserhaught joins Gish Gallop from a prosperous career in Industrial Landscape painting and design. He also moonlights as a writer for several investigative publications including the San Francisco Chronicle, The Nation and Cat Fancy. Mr. Balserhaught is semi-retired and a neighbor of Nevada County Gish Gallop President and fellow North San Juan resident Louis “Lou” LaPlante, however he has no interest in alpacas. Despite this, Mr. LaPlante asked Mr. Balserhaught to join Gish Gallop staff due to his uncanny ability to “get along” with other North San Juan citizens. Mr. Balserhaught is married to his second wife Faye, after his first died in a suspicious laundromat accident in Berkeley, CA. He has 2 dogs, 1 cat, and 3 mouthy children who never call.

Area Man Grows Giant Hairy Cock

Walter Truman is primarily an egg farmer in Camptonville, but in an attempt to make a better layer he also breeds chickens.

Local Woman Shaves Pussy Every Summer

Mrs. Pickering is a widow who lives alone, with just her Boston terrier and long-haired Persian cat as her companions.

Executive Order to Abolish Religious Names in Government

White House revealed that President Obama is planning on issuing an executive order which will ban religious names from all federal, state and local entities.

Area Woman to Sell Tin Foil Hats on Etsy.com

Like many others in Nevada County, Merrilee Longshoes is concerned about her family’s health, and how it is being negatively impacted by electromagnetic radiation. EMR is generated by all wireless devices, including cell phone towers, smart phones, microwave ovens, and PG&E’s smart meters.


Local Company to Produce Realistic Bumper Stickers

The former own of a local printing business and the father of two very average children has decided to head back into shop and create bumper stickers that most Americans can relate to: your children are average and occasional failures.

Nevada City Technology Worker Pretends to Read James Joyce’s Ulysses

Customer Support Specialist Brent Underwood pretended to read Ulysses during his lunch break at a local technology firm on Wednesday. He's about half way through the book, although he hasn't read a single page.

Keith Richards’ Mom Dead at 167

According to a spokesperson for the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards wishes not to be bothered.

Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon

There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist that women can't resist and for years, women of all political stripes have sought Steve Bannon's attention.

Alabama Supreme Court Rules God is Real/Citizens Must Obey

In an 8-1 decision, the Alabama Supreme Courte ruled that all citizens must obey the word of God.