George J.R.R.J.J.R. Glutenfrei
Known affectionately as “J-Glutes†around Gish Gallop newsroom, Glutenfrei (like so many residents) has lived in Nevada County since his van broke down on the way somewhere else. He kicked off his writing career by adding superfluous initials to his name. This has not yet resulted in a best-seller but is a handy way of dodging taxes, the draft and his numerous ex-wives.
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