June, 2022

George J.R.R.J.J.R. Glutenfrei

Known affectionately as “J-Glutes” around Gish Gallop newsroom, Glutenfrei (like so many residents) has lived in Nevada County since his van broke down on the way somewhere else. He kicked off his writing career by adding superfluous initials to his name. This has not yet resulted in a best-seller but is a handy way of dodging taxes, the draft and his numerous ex-wives.

Donald Trump Pens Children’s Book: Good Night, Moron

In a novel twist on the glut of presidential candidate/authors, Donald Trump has announced the release of a children's book titled Good night, Moron that will challenge the nation's children to not be morons and losers.


Keith Richards’ Mom Dead at 167

According to a spokesperson for the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards wishes not to be bothered.

Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon

There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist that women can't resist and for years, women of all political stripes have sought Steve Bannon's attention.

Alabama Supreme Court Rules God is Real/Citizens Must Obey

In an 8-1 decision, the Alabama Supreme Courte ruled that all citizens must obey the word of God.

In Most Brilliant, Magnanimous Move Ever, North Korea Bans Sarcasm Which Will TOTALLY Help Their Image

The incredibly intelligent, open-minded, fair, and incredibly roguishly handsome Kim Jong-un has taken the bold, decisive, and truly progressive step of banning sarcasm in North Korea.

Nation Continues to Fill-Up On Bread, Despite Warnings

Americans are eating bread at an alarming rate, despite warnings from their mothers.