A comprehensive cross-Atlantic study has revealed something Conservative man have known for years.
US Senator Rand Paul, of Kentucky, has proposed radical new measures to prevent weekly school shootings across the nation.
"The whole thing was staged to make the Right look like people constantly angry at things that don't even exist."
A year-long study by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation has revealed that male Donald Trump supporters have, on average, a penis that is 2 inches shorter than non-Trump supporters.
Cattle in Nebraska have formed a coalition against being bred and slaughtered for food. They call themselves Antifarm and are backed by PETA and funded by the George Soros Foundation, which has recently received a mysterious $18 billion cash infusion.
The San Francisco Unified School District announced plans to rename all its schools with a gender-neutral, non-controversial name.
Historians from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities have discovered that the quaint former gold rush town of Nevada City, California is actually a set from a lost Star Trek episode. The researchers made the discovery while digging through the Paramount television archives in Burbank, CA.