May, 2022

Freyja Throrsdottir

Freyja Throrsdottir is a resident troublemaker and rabble rouser, if there's no story she'll create one. She was definitely not involved the North San Juan Poison Grain disaster of 1979 or the Sausalito Whale Combustion of 1982. Freyja resides in Alta with her dog, Boing. She was briefly married but tragically lost her husband to a wasting illness, never identified. In her spare time Freyja tends an award winning poison garden, she's received such honors as biggest deadly nightshade blossom and most toxic White Oleander stem. She attended Northwestern University where he achieved a Masters in Journalism and she's been the recipient of the Prevaricator Award in outstanding journalism, the Fabulist Award for investigative journalism and 12 Pulitzers.

Attention-starved Local Man Starts #allgenitalsmatter Movement

In retaliation to the "Me Too" posts on Facebook, Penn Valley local Trent Turco has created the #allgenitalsmatter movement.

Sean Spicer Enjoying His New Life Following Rock Band Phish

In a shocking turn of events, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced he was following the rock band Phish.

A Reddit Argument Convinces Special Counsel Robert Mueller to End Russia Probe

After a tough 3 day Facebook argument, Special Counsel Robert Mueller is officially closing the investigation into the Trump campaign and the Russian hacking into the election. After a heated 72 hour battle with Trump supporters On's popular subreddit "the_donald," Mueller finally caved.

Trump Demands Refund for Election

In a shocking case of buyer’s remorse, President Trump is demanding a refund for expenses incurred during his campaign.

Info Wars Website Fans Dismayed at Lady Gaga’s Relatively Normal Halftime Show

Fans of Alex Jones' InfoWars website were disappointed on Sunday by the normalcy of the event.


Trump Won’t Rule Out Exorcism as Form of Extreme Vetting

Speaking via satellite Monday morning on Fox and Friends, President Donald Trump defended his executive order on immigration which halts refugee entry into the United States for 120 days, and barred all citizens of seven predominantly Muslim nations from entering the US for three months.

Republicans Angry as God Identifies as Omnisexual

"Clearly God has been reading Liberal college pamphlets."

Ed Force One Cited for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions

British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden are being investigated for illegal chemtrail spraying with the use of their customized touring aircraft, the ex-Air France 747-400 jumbo jet known as Ed Force One.

Deep State Claims Jeffrey Epstein is QAnon

A leaked document sheds new light on who the mysterious QAnon or 'Q' might be.

Confederate Memorial Day Celebration Leads to Several Arrests

The leader of a Stone Mountain, GA pro-Confederacy group was arrested following an altertication with protesters.