The architects of ObamaCare have announced a plan to cut costs by implementing balloon ambulances. Known by its project name, "Ambula-Air," is a hot air balloon ambulance service for the "non-immediate emergency transportation needs" of ACA patients.
Due to a somewhat unseasonal rainstorm, some Nevada County "farmers" are demanding that local schools close to give area families extra labor for an emergency harvest.
Not long after Jesus made an appearance over the skies of Nevada County, Godzilla, who is a giant monster awakened by the nuclear disaster in Japan's Fukushima Prefecture, challenged the leader of the world's largest religion to a "fight for the heavens" according to witnesses at the Higgins Corner Chevron station.
Cedar Ridge, CA resident Pete Johnson was briefly detained by TSA officials when they discovered a whole slaughtered New Zealand lamb in his carry-on luggage.
Increased aerosolized chemtrail spraying over Northern California has led to an increase in small pet deaths according to area veterinarians.
Merton Davies knows a racist when he sees one.
According to a new tell-all book, the creator of the Comedy Central show South Park based the popular character Eric Cartman on his childhood guinea pig.
Mr. Bufton doesn't think about the casualties in the Afghan theater. All he knows is that he's keeping America safe.