Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.
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Donald Trump Caught in Controversial Twitter Video

Donald Trump has found himself in hot water again this week after a leaked video showed the President-elect reading the "Dummies" version of Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf to his granddaughter.

South Carolina Man Knits ‘Dickhead’ Hats for Facebook Friends

Recent South Carolina transplant and former California contractor Frank S. Arce, III said he's "had it with his smart-ass friends and is finally going to do something about it."

Man to Write James Joycean Account of Nevada City

Roy Riffle recently announced to a small crowd of Millennials at an area coffee shop that he intended to write the town's equivalent of James Joyce's Ulysses.

US Military Fails to Hold Off Enemy With Dank Memes

An experimental new military technology has failed its first test.

Trump Nominates Dagny Taggart for AMTRAK Chairman

In a surprise tweet this morning, President Donald Trump announced that transcontinental railroad executive and physics expert Dagny Taggart will take over AMTRAK.

Helicopter Parents Repelled with Real Helicopters

Helicopter gunships from Beale Air Base were dispatched to quell an insurgent uprising of helicopter parents.

6 Gish Gallop Life Hacks For Really Lazy People!

We all lead busy lives and it's tough to get stuff done. Here at Gish Gallop, we know how you feel and have created these 6 life-changing "hacks" or lifehacks to simply your life.

Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.
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