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September, 2021

Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.
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Lake Berryessa Glory Hole Swallows Elderly Gambling Bus

A group of elderly gamblers had a little more excitement than they bargained for.

Cancer Patient Prays to God For Help, God Says No

During a late-night prayer session, both Louise and Sam prayed incessantly to God. And for hours, nothing. Not a peep from the almighty. Not even a small sign from above.

Dairy Industry Tests Fracking Technology on Cows

Researchers at the Monsanto Center of Agricultural Development located at the Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri have announced a breakthrough discovery using oil shale hydraulic fracturing or "fracking" technology to dramatically improve dairy cow milk production.

Trump Invites Taliban to Mar-a-Lago After Calling Them “great negotiators”

The information about the invitation leaked this past weekend when it appeared that the Biden Administration lost the Afghanistan evacuation publicity war.

Cthulhu Joins Amway

In what is being discussed as a deathblow to Earth and its inhabitants, Cthulhu (pronounced Khlûl′-hloo), the gigantic, wholly evil entity worshiped by cultists who conducts human sacrifices, has joined Amway. This announcement sent shocks through the MLM world, as well as terrifying humanity.
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