A group of elderly gamblers had a little more excitement than they bargained for.
Researchers at the Monsanto Center of Agricultural Development located at the Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri have announced a breakthrough discovery using oil shale hydraulic fracturing or "fracking" technology to dramatically improve dairy cow milk production.
The information about the invitation leaked this past weekend when it appeared that the Biden Administration lost the Afghanistan evacuation publicity war.
In what is being discussed as a deathblow to Earth and its inhabitants, Cthulhu (pronounced KhlÃ»lâ€²-hloo), the gigantic, wholly evil entity worshiped by cultists who conducts human sacrifices, has joined Amway. This announcement sent shocks through the MLM world, as well as terrifying humanity.
Increased aerosolized chemtrail spraying over Northern California has led to an increase in small pet deaths according to area veterinarians.
Merton Davies knows a racist when he sees one.
According to a new tell-all book, the creator of the Comedy Central show South Park based the popular character Eric Cartman on his childhood guinea pig.
Mr. Bufton doesn't think about the casualties in the Afghan theater. All he knows is that he's keeping America safe.