An area misanthrope has found his dream job at Home Depot.

A 6 month study sponsored by alt-right think tank Freedom Now! and conducted by the Palo alto-based research firm the Rundex Family Foundation has found that Ronald Reagan ranks 3rd in "Reaganesque" behind Donald Trump and controversially, Bill Clinton.

Today the Vice President-elect Mike Pence announced the creation of a new department called the Department of New Media headed by Steve Bannon.

Moonash, a part-time store clerk living with his band on a property in Alleghany, Sierra County, was arrested on Saturday night just outside of Fallon, Nevada, on US Highway 50 by the Nevada Highway Patrol.

They all do it.

Donald Trump has found himself in hot water again this week after a leaked video showed the President-elect reading the "Dummies" version of Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf to his granddaughter.

Recent South Carolina transplant and former California contractor Frank S. Arce, III said he's "had it with his smart-ass friends and is finally going to do something about it."

Roy Riffle recently announced to a small crowd of Millennials at an area coffee shop that he intended to write the town's equivalent of James Joyce's Ulysses.