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Lake Berryessa Glory Hole Swallows Elderly Gambling Bus
A group of elderly gamblers had a little more excitement than they bargained for.
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Cancer Patient Prays to God For Help, God Says No
During a late-night prayer session, both Louise and Sam prayed incessantly to God. And for hours, nothing. Not a peep from the almighty. Not even a small sign from above.
Earth News
Dairy Industry Tests Fracking Technology on Cows
Researchers at the Monsanto Center of Agricultural Development located at the Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri have announced a breakthrough discovery using oil shale hydraulic fracturing or "fracking" technology to dramatically improve dairy cow milk production.
Earth News
Trump Invites Taliban to Mar-a-Lago After Calling Them “great negotiators”
The information about the invitation leaked this past weekend when it appeared that the Biden Administration lost the Afghanistan evacuation publicity war.
Earth News
Cthulhu Joins Amway
In what is being discussed as a deathblow to Earth and its inhabitants, Cthulhu (pronounced Khlûl′-hloo), the gigantic, wholly evil entity worshiped by cultists who conducts human sacrifices, has joined Amway. This announcement sent shocks through the MLM world, as well as terrifying humanity.
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Increased Chemtrail Spraying Leading to Premature Guinea Pig Deaths
Increased aerosolized chemtrail spraying over Northern California has led to an increase in small pet deaths according to area veterinarians.
“Racists aren’t the real racists. You’re the real racist,” Says Area Racist
Merton Davies knows a racist when he sees one.
Eric Cartman Based On South Park Creator’s Pet Guinea Pig
According to a new tell-all book, the creator of the Comedy Central show South Park based the popular character Eric Cartman on his childhood guinea pig.
Most Americans Still OK with the 71,000 Afghans We Bombed to Death
Mr. Bufton doesn't think about the casualties in the Afghan theater. All he knows is that he's keeping America safe.
Low IQ Man Can’t Handle The Hectic Pace of California
A California man can't hack the challenges of living in the golden state anymore.