An area misanthrope has found his dream job at Home Depot.
A 6 month study sponsored by alt-right think tank Freedom Now! and conducted by the Palo alto-based research firm the Rundex Family Foundation has found that Ronald Reagan ranks 3rd in "Reaganesque" behind Donald Trump and controversially, Bill Clinton.
Donald Trump has found himself in hot water again this week after a leaked video showed the President-elect reading the "Dummies" version of Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf to his granddaughter.
Recent South Carolina transplant and former California contractor Frank S. Arce, III said he's "had it with his smart-ass friends and is finally going to do something about it."