Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that the Australian resort city of Gold Coast is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.

The Jurisdiction of the Jefferson State Militia website, located at www.jeffersonstatemilitia.com, was nominated last year for its innovative design and faced stiff competition from the likes of popular conservative news-aggregator DrudgeReport.com and relative new comer 'Sup Bowie, a David Bowie fan page, which came in number 2 and 3 respectively.

In a decision consistent with past wars and conflicts, local conservatives have overwhelmingly voted to send other people's kids to fight, and presumably die, at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon in order to preserve what they call "the sanctity of the Constitution."

A 2 year study by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation has determined that the Internet behemoth Google, Inc., which is a subsidiary of the newly formed Alphabet Inc. is actively discriminating against African-African Americans on a number of its platforms.

A Grass Valley inventor has invented a brain scan machine that will replace what he calls "arcane belief systems" with "modern, humanist principles." Brian K. Hart has been working on what he calls his Cognitive Replacement System or CRS for over a decade.