Trump Calls Punching Self in Dick “Patriotic”
Following the rally, many spoke of the privilege of punching themselves in the dick.
Skydiver Caught by 737 Dragged For 200 Miles
A Manteca, CA man is lucky to be alive following an encounter with a Boeing 737.
Mexican Cartels Using Drones to Traffic Children and Fentanyl
The drones are capable of carrying 54kgs (120lbs) of payload upwards of 20km (12.4 miles) from cartel bases within Mexico
Conspiracy Researcher: Sedona, Arizona Doesn’t Exist
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Sedona, Arizona is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Sedona anomaly" for the past 3 years.
McDonalds Now Serving Goat Meat: 5 Things You Need to Know
McDonald’s customers have been asking for more variety in their meals for a long time. And now, their wish has come true.
Noam Chomsky Resigns from MIT to Become a Pasta Maker
This was a radical change from his old life, but he’s made it work by keeping all the profits for himself.
DeSantis Declares Florida Now Borders Mexico
They had snacks and maps and a free trip. What average American gets a free trip to Martha's Vineyard," said DeSantis.
Black Militias Spotted in Kentucky: Gun Control is Now Within Reach
Gun control is finally in reach after African-Americans arm themselves.