Randall 'fink' Finkelstein
Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.
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Earth News
Container Load of Sex Toys Wash Up on Alameda Shorefront
The accident underscores supply and distribution chain issues that keep economic growth flaccid.
News
Babylon Bee Announces Anti-Masturbation App
Christians have new hope for a current "hand-demic."
Advice
Online Ads for Giant Black Clocks Target Area Woman
Elaine Odell of Beaverton, OR wonders if she inadvertently answered the wrong question.
Living
Satire Publication Cancelled for Writing about Next School Shooting
This ends a long tradition of strong reporting from the Sierra City, CA-based news source.
National News
Supreme Court Justice Warren Buffett Found Dead
Longtime Supreme Court Justice Warren Buffett has died in his sleep according to the Omaha, Nebraska police department. His death, which comes after the suspicious passing of Justice Antonin Scalia's untimely death, further puts pressure on both President Biden and the Senate to appoint a successor.
Popular
Container Load of Sex Toys Wash Up on Alameda Shorefront
The accident underscores supply and distribution chain issues that keep economic growth flaccid.
Online Ads for Giant Black Clocks Target Area Woman
Elaine Odell of Beaverton, OR wonders if she inadvertently answered the wrong question.
Satire Publication Cancelled for Writing about Next School Shooting
This ends a long tradition of strong reporting from the Sierra City, CA-based news source.
Idiot Exclaims: “I’m oppressed! Just watch them arrest me for storming the Oval Office.”
He was overheard shouting "Let's go Brandon" moments before being tackled by Secret Service personnel.