Dr Hooss was the worlds first successful test tube abortion way back in 1487, inventor of the underwater unicycle and the worlds first lighter than air brick. Was the first man to ever wade the English channel, holds the world record for fastest jog to the moon and back and is winner of lying bastard of the year 6 years straight from 1924 through to 2038.
The San Francisco Unified School District announced plans to rename all its schools with a gender-neutral, non-controversial name.
Historians from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities have discovered that the quaint former gold rush town of Nevada City, California is actually a set from a lost Star Trek episode. The researchers made the discovery while digging through the Paramount television archives in Burbank, CA.
Texas start-up Breathe-Clean has come under fire for it's SpiderEasy of hypoallergenic air-filters which feature live genetically modified arachnids who, in the words of company spokes person Bethany Millbright "eat the particles that humans can't see."
A pornographic version of the popular 2014 Christian end times film Left Behind ironically is less amusing than the film it sets out to mock.