December, 2021

Dwayne Gish

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Dilbert Seeks Restraining Order Against Creator Scott Adams

In a highly unusual move for a fictitious character, Dilbert requested a restraining order against his creator Scott Adams.

IBM Donating $5 Million to Holocaust Museum

IBM) announced on Friday that it will be donating over 5 million dollars to the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum located on Washington D.C's National Mall

Trump Pardons Serial Rapist After a ‘Good Golf Game’

In what many are calling improper, President Trump pardoned an indicted rapist today after completing a round of golf.

R. Kelly’s Children’s Album Postponed Until Next Year

A spokesperson for the controversial entertainer R. Kelly says that his upcoming children's album is being postponed until next year.

Pardoned White House Turkey Commits Suicide

The annually pardoned White House turkey sadly committed suicide this week under curious circumstances.
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Biden Offers Laid Off Coal Workers Betamax VCRs

The President's critics say this is another example of him being out of touch with average Americans.

Why I Should Be The Next Supreme Court Justice

There is a lot of controversy going on in our government about the next Supreme Court justice and who should be allowed to choose them. I have a simple solution, choose me.

Dalai Lama Finds Time to Relax with a Fidget Spinner

His holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama, surprised audience members at this year's 7th Annual Ohio Spiritual Awakening Festival or OSAF when he mentioned that he used a fidget spinner to occasionally "relax and center himself after a hectic day."

Native Americans Build Wall Through Arlington National Cemetery

After being betrayed by the Federal government once again, a group of Native American activists are striking back.