In what many are calling improper, President Trump pardoned an indicted rapist today after completing a round of golf.
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A spokesperson for the controversial entertainer R. Kelly says that his upcoming children's album is being postponed until next year.
"That's where it starts to get creepy," said Dilbert in a brief press conference outside the Martinez courthouse. "Who does that? It makes a house look like a person. Look, I respectfully decline the invitation to join his hallucination. And he needs to stay away from me."