July, 2022

Dean Stevens

Dean Stevens was born in Michigan. After leaving university he traveled the world as a photojournalist, being nominated for several awards for his work in the middle east, before returning home to marry his childhood sweetheart, Cecilia. Tragically, Cecilia was killed in a freak steamroller accident at the Nevada County State Fair while taking part in a parade dressed as a chicken.

Trump Avoids Bad Press with New Underground White House Golf Course

A reporter for the Associated Press has come into possession of documentation indicating the extensive renovation work currently being carried out on the White House may include an unexpected alteration.


Area Researcher: The Mars Curiosity Rover’s Photos are Faked

Area researcher Skyy Wolford announced to a largely disinterested crowd in front of the North San Juan Sierra Super Stop that the Mars Curiosity Rover never landed on Mars, and has been roving the grass lands outside the Truckee, CA airport.

Garbage Collector Tired Of Finding Dead Bodies

James Fettorcini is a trash collector in the Bronx, NY. He holds the official Department of Waste record for most dead bodies found.

Milwaukee Police Officer Shoots; Hits Unarmed Black Teen from Way Downtown

For 13 seasons with the Milwaukee Police Department, Officer Klexter has personified hustle, consistency and excellence in all areas of police work - as a team player, a defender, and perhaps above all else, a clutch performer.

Invisible Chemtrails Next Terrifying Weapon in Geoengineering

In what anti-chemtrail activists are calling a disturbing and terrifying development, sky observers from the Redding, CA-based Chemtrail Action Network or CAN say they have evidence that the government and its corporate sponsors have created nearly invisible chemtrails.

Lindsey Graham to Defend Trump in ‘Honor Duel’ With Marianne Williamson

When Ms. Williamson found out about the duel, rather than criticizing or dismissing it, she embraced it in her unique way.