July, 2022

Craig Billings

Craig Billings is a self-made man. Raised on an alfalfa farm outside Idaho Falls, Idaho, Mr. Billings was home schooled as a child by his Methodist Mother. Unlike other home-schooled children, Craig had a lust for socializing and by the age of 12, he had invented what we would recognize as a “Social Network” by connecting his entire neighborhood with Campbell’s soup cans and string. He has four children, two from his second wife. His first wife died after falling into a vat of organic yogurt in the early 1990s.
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California Legislature Votes to Allow State of Jefferson to Secede

The State of California Legislature has voted to approve the State of Jefferson to secede from California and form a new state under Article IV, Section 3 of the United States Constitution. The formation of the new state has only one hurdle and that’s the approval from Congress to be admitted into the Union.

The State of Jefferson One Step Closer to Statehood

Steve Baird, the voice behind the State of Jefferson (SOJ) movement and the face behind the Citizens for Fair Representation (CFR), walked his 31-page Complaint for Declaratory and Injunctive Relief into the clerk’s office at the Eastern District of California, Sacramento Division, Monday morning, May 8th.
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