Chip Day
Chip Day lives on the grid, makes a reasonable income, pays both his income and property taxes and perhaps most incredibly raising kids that he sends to non-charter public schools! All that and he doesn't have a single visible tattoo, creative piercing, or membership in any of the many cranky political movements popular in Penn Valley.
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Local News
Area Handyman Arrives For Second Cup of Free Coffee
According to Ms. Madison and several bank employees, Mr. Snow came in again that afternoon for a second cup of coffee.
Chemtrails
Area “Flattard” Thinks “Flattard” Might be a Derogatory Slur
Area Flat Earth believer Ben M. Walkowiaksky believes that his new Facebook nickname "Flattard" might be a derogatory slur. Mr. Walkowiaksky was christen "Flattard Supreme" by the administrators of the popular Flat Earth Facebook Group "Flat Earth Education" over the weekend.
Earth News
Bottled Water Store Opening Soon In Grass Valley
Earlier this week, two local businessmen announced plans to open what they believe is the county's first bottled water only store.
Local News
ISIS Training Camp Busted Up At Nevada County State Park
Local authorities and Federal law enforcement have broken up an elaborate ISIS terrorist operation in the Sierra Foothills state park Malakoff Diggins.
Earth News
Area Man Claims He Can Defeat ISIS with Pork and Goats
An area man claims that he can defeat Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), also known as Islamic State of Iraq and Syria or ISIS, with various pork products and goat sex. Trey Collins has grown tired of what he perceives as a lack of action by the United States government in dealing with the growing ISIS menace.
Popular
Satire Publication Cancelled for Writing about Next School Shooting
This ends a long tradition of strong reporting from the Sierra City, CA-based news source.
Several Kids Dead After a Good Guy With a Gun Sleeps In
Wilburn Marvin accidentally overslept this morning, missing his chance to save hundreds of people from an active shooter situation.
Anti-Vaxxer Group Gets Polio on India Trip
A group of "anti-vax" Christian evangelicals became very ill after visiting one of the world's poorest places.
Pink Floyd Reunion Album to Feature Donald Trump Cover
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.
