Brad Smith
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Offensive People Suddenly Harshly Judged
An area man is a little upset at some of the offensive words and invectives lately thrown his way by passersby for his deeply personal tattoo.
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Mormons/Scientologists to Join Forces
After realizing that both American-born religions share numerous similarities in both their mythologies and "spiritual technologies," leaders in both church organizations have decided to merge in order to increase their "synergistic reach into new demographics."
Conspiracy Researcher: Missoula, Montana Doesn’t Exist
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher, and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Missoula, Montana is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.
Waste Management To Offer Dead Body Pickup Service In Response To Proposed Health Care Changes
The Houston-based Waste Management corporation announced a plan to offer curbside dead body pickup service to offset what critics say would be a direct consequence "Trumpcare" which will overwhelm present mortuary services.
Deep State Claims Jeffrey Epstein is QAnon
A leaked document sheds new light on who the mysterious QAnon or 'Q' might be.
Border Collies Deployed to Keep Chihuahuas Out
According to DHS, since Operation El Perro Loco secretly launched in March, after Congress refused to fund President Trump's border wall.