October, 2021

Bored Georgeman

Horace "Bored" Georgeman joins Gish Gallop staff as our weekly columnist. Mr. Georgeman moved from San Francisco to Penn Valley after growing impatient with the traffic, yuppies and rent control. Mr. Georgeman has written widely for the San Francisco Chronicle and the San Jose Mercury news where he hosted weekly columns on hygiene and electronics. His proudest moment came when he was accidentally published in Mad Magazine. Currently Mr. Georgeman lives in Lake Wildwood near Gish Gallop Office. Gish Gallop hired him on the spot after he complained about our obsession with chemtrails and defecation. He has 8 children, is a practicing Catholic and is currently married to his second wife Wilma. His first wife was killed in a San Francisco Peet’s coffee roaster in the Marina District under suspicious circumstances.

Gavin Newsom Suggests Draining Lake Tahoe to Solve Future Droughts

Lake Tahoe has 39 trillion gallons of water. That is enough water to supply everyone in the United States with 75 gallons per day for five years.

Local Newspaper Publisher Accidentally Shuts Down Golden Gate Bridge

San Francisco, CA -- The iconic Golden Gate Bridge...


Supreme Court Justice Warren Buffett Found Dead

Longtime Supreme Court Justice Warren Buffett has died in his sleep according to the Omaha, Nebraska police department. His death, which comes after the suspicious passing of Justice Antonin Scalia's untimely death, further puts pressure on both President Biden and the Senate to appoint a successor.

Welder, Refusing Mask, Blinded in 4 Minutes

A Fresno man is recovering after exercising his freedom.

Toyota Signs 10-Year Sponsorship Deal with the Islamic State

The Toyota Motor Corporation reportedly struck a 10-year sponsorship deal with the Islamic State (ISIS,ISIL), aligning themselves alongside the world's leading global terrorist organization.

Joel Osteen Now Offering Payday Loans

"It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty," said Mr. Osteen commenting on his new enterprise.

California Proposes Special “Camps” For Anti-Vaxxers

In a last-minute press conference called to address the recent contagious disease outbreaks, California Governor Newsom proposed a solution to deal with the Anti-Vaccination or Anti-Vax movement.