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Mike Murphy Confirmed as the Second Coming of Jesus Christ?

Although that sounds positively harrowing for the man once deemed to be the savior of the chemtrails movement, there is a silver lining. Mike Murphy is, by some accounts, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

Concerns Grow For State of Paltrow’s Vagina

Paramedics escort a worried Ms. Paltrow to hospital, amid fears over the health of her vagina.

Breaking: Elon Musk Vows to Create Decepticon Army

Somewhere beneath Palo Alto, CA – Hidden away, deep beneath the Palo Alto countryside, from inside his secret state-of-the-art nuclear bunker, Elon Musk today announced to a handful of global investors that...

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