January, 2022

Ashley Johnson

After my husband passed in a freak carnival ride explosion I became the world's leading Crazy cat lady, and self-acclaimed Master of the Art of Mental Warfare.
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CDC Confirms Patient Zero in Toilet Paper Factory

So you've been hoarding toilet paper?

The Flat Earth Society to Fight the Coronavirus

The Flat Earth Society has a plan to rid Earth of the novel Coronavirus.

Raptor Reviews: A Boy And His Dog, A Theory

Produced in November of 1975, adapted from a narrative written by Harlan Ellison, A Boy And His Dog is a decent film about well, a boy and his dog.

Former ‘US Navy Seal’ Reveals Big Secret About Fortnite

Former 'US Navy Seal' and anonymous 4chan user “Ninja's Number One Boi" claims to have the real reason behind Fortnite's success.

Bernie Sanders: GOP Ramen Tariffs Hits Nation’s College Students Hardest

The modification lets Congress decide the Import Duty Rates on goods imported to the United States, but it will allow Congress to re-evaluate the value of  imported goods.
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State of Jefferson Website Honored with Layout of the Year Award

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Inflation Concerns Drive Motel 6 to Rename to Motel 7

The 56-year-old budget hospitality and lodging chain Motel 6 announced this week that it is going to rename itself given extraordinary inflation and economic pressures.

Mormon Graffiti Saved Man in Idaho Truck Stop

The Mormon church has been around since the mid-1800's by Joseph Smith under questionable pretenses. It has since grown to 14 million members around the world. The Mormons use all manner of recruiting tools to save souls.