January, 2022

Ashley Johnson

After my husband passed in a freak carnival ride explosion I became the world's leading Crazy cat lady, and self-acclaimed Master of the Art of Mental Warfare.
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Democrat Scientists Create New Virus To Avoid Going Back To Work

The leader of a team of scientists secretly creating what's been dubbed "the lazy virus" is under arrest.

Want People to Wear Masks? Tell Them They Can’t, Claims Child Psychologist

The best way to get an under-developed person to do something, is to tell them they can't do it.

Samsung Quietly Removes PornHub App From SmartTVs

Samsung America has not issued a statement regarding the "mistake."

Confederate Memorial Day Celebration Leads to Several Arrests

The leader of a Stone Mountain, GA pro-Confederacy group was arrested following an altertication with protesters.

Punk Rocker Claims True Intent Of Anarchy

In an attempt to alleviate a slow news day, we stumbled upon an Anarchist's Group on Facebook
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Subaru Announces 2023 Limited Edition Bernie Sanders Outback

Japanese automaker Subaru announced earlier this week that it plans on releasing a limited run of what is tentatively called the Bernie Sanders Outback LE or Limited Edition.

State of Jefferson Website Honored with Layout of the Year Award

The Jurisdiction of the Jefferson State Militia website was nominated last year for its innovative design and faced stiff competition.

Inflation Concerns Drive Motel 6 to Rename to Motel 7

The 56-year-old budget hospitality and lodging chain Motel 6 announced this week that it is going to rename itself given extraordinary inflation and economic pressures.

Mormon Graffiti Saved Man in Idaho Truck Stop

The Mormon church has been around since the mid-1800's by Joseph Smith under questionable pretenses. It has since grown to 14 million members around the world. The Mormons use all manner of recruiting tools to save souls.