The leader of a team of scientists secretly creating what's been dubbed "the lazy virus" is under arrest.

Cat food brands using GMO corn in their products have been linked to a new development in the Felis Catus species (house cat).  Studies conducted at Purina's Headquarters conducted long-term tests and research into the GMO cat food.

According to relatives close to Paul Horner, the famous satirist, fake news provocateur and anti-masturbation champion has died at the age of 37.

We received an exclusive interview with an attendee of the 2017 Global Chemtrail Summit.  For anonymity's sake we will call him JP.

The Church of Satan's team of lawyers are currently in preparation of this appeal by drawing pentagrams on the floor of the courtroom to be ready to wage Unholy War against the legalese necessary to get this grant approved.  

Rumors have been circulating around the offices of the NFL that Oakland, CA will be picking up an all-inclusive LGBTQ team for next season.  The rumors are currently still unconfirmed, but sources say that this decision is coming from the top.

In an attempt to alleviate a slow news day, we stumbled upon an Anarchist's Group on Facebook

 News from Cairo, Egypt has reported that a hidden Nazi compound was allegedly infiltrated by a  university professor from University of Los Angeles, CA.