Ashley Johnson
After my husband passed in a freak carnival ride explosion I became the world's leading Crazy cat lady, and self-acclaimed Master of the Art of Mental Warfare.
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Commentary
Opinion: Why You Don’t Read Anymore
If you did read this, I’m sorry. There’s no going back, now.
News
Trump Losing to Coronavirus by 11 points in New Poll
A new Rundex Family Foundation poll shows Trump losing to the coronavirus by over 11 points.
Food
California to Use Chimpanzees to ‘Dose’ Oranges with LSD
Orange County, CA is set to begin treating its famous orange groves with LSD using chimpanzees.
Alternative
Democrat Scientists Create New Virus To Avoid Going Back To Work
The leader of a team of scientists secretly creating what's been dubbed "the lazy virus" is under arrest.
Popular
Christian “Terrorists” in Trouble for Illegal Chemtrailing
A group of Christian chemtrailers are in trouble with both civil and military aviation officials for using their aircraft to spread the "the divine Word of Christ."
Easy Bake Oven Thwarted by LED Light Bulb
Warren Grant of Nevada City became agitated on Wednesday when his daughter's Christmas Gift, a "retro" Kenner Easy Bake Oven, failed to cook the small-batch cake mix.
Biden Offers Laid Off Coal Workers Betamax VCRs
The President's critics say this is another example of him being out of touch with average Americans.
Why I Should Be The Next Supreme Court Justice
There is a lot of controversy going on in our government about the next Supreme Court justice and who should be allowed to choose them. I have a simple solution, choose me.
Dalai Lama Finds Time to Relax with a Fidget Spinner
His holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama, surprised audience members at this year's 7th Annual Ohio Spiritual Awakening Festival or OSAF when he mentioned that he used a fidget spinner to occasionally "relax and center himself after a hectic day."
