June, 2022

Ashley Johnson

After my husband passed in a freak carnival ride explosion I became the world's leading Crazy cat lady, and self-acclaimed Master of the Art of Mental Warfare.

NASCAR Announces Gaytona USA Cup Series 2018

NASCAR is officially announcing plans to move forward with the Gaytona USA National Racing Association -or Gay NRA for short.  The move was finalized after Gordon released in a private press conference that NASCAR was making moves to celebrate the gay community by giving them their own racing circuit.

Charlie’s Angels Sequel Will Feature Gay Lead Cast

The critically-acclaimed action-film triple-threat team Charlie’s Angels from the year 2000 will be rebooted next Summer under a Netflix Original Film title, with one drastic modification to the image of the Angels.

Anonymous Hackers Destroy Bitcoin

Anonymous hackers hacked into multiple databases related to the mining of BTC, individual users' wallets, and other various networks working with BTC exchange as a whole.

Opinion: Why You Don’t Read Anymore

If you did read this, I’m sorry. There’s no going back, now.

Trump Cuts NASA After Discovering Moon Not Made Of Cheese

Trump Advisers today released official notice that space program NASA is losing all federal funding after the president was told by his second chief of staff, John Kelly in a "frustratingly stupid argument with a simple man" that the moon was not made of cheese like he was told as a young boy.


Nation Continues to Fill-Up On Bread, Despite Warnings

Americans are eating bread at an alarming rate, despite warnings from their mothers.

Alex Jones Calls on Supporters to Participate in the Upcoming “Globalist Civil War” Reenactment Day

Infowars.com conspiracy theorist  and media personal Alex Jones called on his supporters today to participate in nation-wide re-enactment of what he called "the civil war that's coming" in an attempt to draw attention to "deep state forces" that are attempting to "overthrow the Trump presidency."

Confederate States of America: Ordinances and Causes of Secession

Often you will hear people in the Southern States proclaim that the American Civil War was not about slavery, but "State's Rights." Please note all the mentions of slavery in their own documents.

Officials Baffled Over Stolen Georgia Guidestones

The Georgia Guidestones, which is a mysterious granite monument erected in the early 1980s that contains a set of 10 guidelines in eight modern languages, has been stolen according to Elbert County Sheriff officials.

Cher To Wed Robert Plant At Westminster Abbey

Cher's longtime publicist announced this morning that Pop Icon Cher and Rock Icon Robert Plant have reserved the Westminster Abbey for their wedding on January 17th.