Ashley Johnson
After my husband passed in a freak carnival ride explosion I became the world's leading Crazy cat lady, and self-acclaimed Master of the Art of Mental Warfare.
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NASCAR Announces Gaytona USA Cup Series 2018
NASCAR is officially announcing plans to move forward with the Gaytona USA National Racing Association -or Gay NRA for short.Ă‚Â The move was finalized after Gordon released in a private press conference that NASCAR was making moves to celebrate the gay community by giving them their own racing circuit.
Living
Charlie’s Angels Sequel Will Feature Gay Lead Cast
The critically-acclaimed action-film triple-threat team Charlie’s Angels from the year 2000 will be rebooted next Summer under a Netflix Original Film title, with one drastic modification to the image of the Angels.
Earth News
Anonymous Hackers Destroy Bitcoin
Anonymous hackers hacked into multiple databases related to the mining of BTC, individual users' wallets, and other various networks working with BTC exchange as a whole.
Commentary
Opinion: Why You Don’t Read Anymore
If you did read this, I’m sorry. There’s no going back, now.
National News
Trump Cuts NASA After Discovering Moon Not Made Of Cheese
Trump Advisers today released official notice that space program NASA is losing all federal funding after the president was told by his second chief of staff, John Kelly in a "frustratingly stupid argument with a simple man" that the moon was not made of cheese like he was told as a young boy.
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Nation Continues to Fill-Up On Bread, Despite Warnings
Americans are eating bread at an alarming rate, despite warnings from their mothers.
Alex Jones Calls on Supporters to Participate in the Upcoming “Globalist Civil War” Reenactment Day
Infowars.com conspiracy theorist and media personal Alex Jones called on his supporters today to participate in nation-wide re-enactment of what he called "the civil war that's coming" in an attempt to draw attention to "deep state forces" that are attempting to "overthrow the Trump presidency."
Confederate States of America: Ordinances and Causes of Secession
Often you will hear people in the Southern States proclaim that the American Civil War was not about slavery, but "State's Rights." Please note all the mentions of slavery in their own documents.
Officials Baffled Over Stolen Georgia Guidestones
The Georgia Guidestones, which is a mysterious granite monument erected in the early 1980s that contains a set of 10 guidelines in eight modern languages, has been stolen according to Elbert County Sheriff officials.
Cher To Wed Robert Plant At Westminster Abbey
Cher's longtime publicist announced this morning that Pop Icon Cher and Rock Icon Robert Plant have reserved the Westminster Abbey for their wedding on January 17th.
