August, 2022

Alice Riley

When she’s not busy fighting off ninjas, teaching backyard ballet or learning the newest combos on Mortal Kombat, Alice enjoys spending her spare time perusing the darkest depths of Facebook woo groups. Her personal motto is, “It’s never too late to procrastinate,” and she proves it every single day.

Kellyanne Conway Nominated for 2021 Mother of the Year Award

The former White House advisor, campaign manager, and model mother will receive conservatism's highest award.

Ohio Father Sues Toaster Maker for Mental Anguish

Critics say an Ohio father of three's will not prevail.


Mexican Cartels Using Drones to Traffic Children and Fentanyl

The drones are capable of carrying 54kgs (120lbs) of payload upwards of 20km (12.4 miles) from cartel bases within Mexico

Joel Osteen Now Offering Payday Loans

"It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty," said Mr. Osteen commenting on his new enterprise.

Corporate Stock Buy Backs Allow Chipotle Worker to Continue to Live Just Above the Poverty Line

Denise Hancock announced to her fellow Chipotle workers that she's excited about the almost 1 trillion dollars worth of corporate stock buy-backs.

Report: Siri and Alexa Tryst Produces Concerning Offspring

An online hookup between Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa has produced the Internet's first AI offspring.

Cancer Patient Prays to God For Help, God Says Nope

During a late-night prayer session, Louise and Sam prayed incessantly to God. And for hours, nothing. Not a peep from the almighty. Not even a small sign from above.