In what appears to be a copy-cat attempt gone awry, 37 year old Barstow, CA native Jeff Hughston's life almost came to an end this weekend when he attempted to launch his homemade, kerosene-powered rocket from his Mother's basement.
Swimmers at Coronado Beach were horrified when a great white shark attacked African-American swimmer Troy Johnson.
Zahhak Sobek, or better known by Grass Valley locals by give Earthly-given name of Gregg Koehler of Grass Valley, isn't interested in returning to his home planet.
Sizzler assistant manager James Knight of Tustin, CA said he will not be able to attend the upcoming George Clooney fundraising event for Hillary Clinton because "he is not filthy rich."
Pioneering news publication MAD magazine has admitted to "making some things up" during the past 65 years. The news, which was leaked to the press this week by a former disgruntled employee, sent shock waves through the news business and has resulted in the suicide deaths of two journalists.