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Vaping Stops Chemtrails, Study Says
Local Sierra Super Stop parking lot orator and ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced the discovery of a completely safe and effective method for neutralizing the blanket of chemtrails over Nevada County.
Area Woman Woman Launches Gluten-Free Singles Site
Nevada City resident and chemtrail clothing entrepreneur Ardwelia Kushborn took matters into own hands this past week and launched GlutenFreeSingles.com, which she described as "a place where gluten-intolerant singles can find the perfect match."
Zuckerberg to Put Select Facebook Groups on a “Time Out”
Facebook announced on Wednesday that it will put several Nevada County Facebook Groups on a "time out" until they can get their histrionic behavior under control.
Flat Earthers Call On Trump to Change His Anti-‘Globalist’ Language
A Group of Flat Earth believers is calling on President Trump to stop using the word "globalist."
Area Excavator Guy Exercises His Climatology Know-How
After what can only be called a bark beetle plaque that has killed tens of thousands of drought-weaken trees around California, excavator operator Rob Barrick had a starling revelation: the massive tree die off is mostly due to Chemtrail spraying operations and not the common bark beetle.
Obama Can Now Shoot his “Gay Agenda” with Rainbows, Conservatives Claim
According to American Conservatives, a recent photo distributed by the White House proves that President Obama has terrifying magical powers to make, in their words, "the Gay Agenda more real than it ever has been."
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Canada Considers Replacing Maple Leaf with Gravy Ladle
A group of Canadian nationalists are petitioning the government in Ottawa to replace the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with something more representative of the Great White North.
Denis Leary to Tour with Newly Discovered Bill Hicks Jokes
American comedian Denis Leary announced that he would embark on his first comedy tour in over 15 years after he recently discovered a vault containing over 3000 unused Bill Hicks jokes.
Community Says A Tearful Goodbye To Beloved Pothole
Our nation's infrastructure has been falling apart for decades, especially our roads. As money is finally infused in to road budgets, potholes are finally patched.
Armed Militia Battle Anti-Trump Protesters in Portland
Members of an armed militia group from rural Virginia calling themselves APART, were detained by police over night after the group took it upon themselves to “arrest†and “detain†several anti-Trump protesters from the newly formed activist group “Portland’s Resistance."
Area Man Attempts to Navigate Wife’s Purse
Recent Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire attempted to search for his car keys in his wife's purse on Saturday with no success.
ISIS Finds Indiana’s Political Climate Hopeful
A spokesman for the designated terrorist group ISIS announced Monday that the extremist group is pleased with the political developments in Indiana.
Jeff Bezos Releases Photos of Tesla’s Starman Mars Arrival
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin Blue Moon Interstellar Explorer released exclusive photos of SpaceX Starman's arrival on Mars.
QAnon Struggles to Portray Jill Biden as a Man
The far-right conspiracy group is having trouble libeling and slandering Jill Biden.
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