May, 2022

32 Photos from INSIDE Chemtrail Planes Like You’ve NEVER Seen Before!

What follows next are 32 secret and previously confidential images that prove that there is a coordinated conspiracy to control us and our planet. You will never be the same after seeing these.

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Rand Paul Salutes Dead Kids For Dying For Your Liberty

Calls for Rand Paul to resign are growing.

Several Kids Dead After a Good Guy With a Gun Sleeps In

Wilburn Marvin accidentally overslept this morning, missing his chance to save hundreds of people from an active shooter situation.

Anti-Vaxxer Group Gets Polio on India Trip

A group of "anti-vax" Christian evangelicals became very ill after visiting one of the world's poorest places.

Pink Floyd Reunion Album to Feature Donald Trump Cover

In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.

California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas Blue

A secret document reveals California's plans to make America blue.

Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger

Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.

The Anunnaki’s Ancient Plan to Harvest Humans

The "fattening of the world" is a deliberate attempt by earth-bound Reptilian overlords to prepare humanity for harvesting by a visiting extraterrestrial race called the Anunnaki.

Spotify Changes Name to N-Word

The primary motivation behind the decision, according to the company, was that people are quick to forget controversy.

Herbalife Announces Yog-Sothoth as Spokesman

The Multi-Level Marketing company Herbalife announced that they have signed "Outter God" and cosmic all-seer Yog-Sothoth as their official media spokesman.

Obama Offers to Trade SCOTUS Pick for Second Amendment

President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) has reportedly sent word to Senate Majority Mitch McConnell (R-KY) that he is willing to negotiate a deal in which the president would willingly sacrifice his Supreme Court nomination in exchange for the Second Amendment.

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Skydiver Caught by 737 Dragged For 200 Miles

A Manteca, CA man is lucky to be alive following an encounter with a Boeing 737.

Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program

Donald Trump accompanied by select members of his cabinet toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to a news report today.

Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved His Marriage

In a surprise announcement today, Indiana Governor and Vice President-elect Mike Pence said that gay conversion therapy saved his marriage.

Mike Bloomberg Threatens To Purchase Trump’s Debt

What can Mike Bloomberg do with Trump's debt?

Deep State Claims Jeffrey Epstein is QAnon

A leaked document sheds new light on who the mysterious QAnon or 'Q' might be.

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Suspicious Bag Of Dicks Forces Evacuation Of Trump Tower

For the second consecutive day, Trump Tower had to be evacuated because of a suspicious, anonymous bag that was left in the lobby of the New York skyscraper

Labor Activists: Stop Chinese Puffed Rice Production

International labor rights advocates are calling for extensive changes in puffed rice production after an inside investigation by PBS's Frontline reveals appalling and perhaps illegal working conditions inside one of China's largest puffed rice factories.

Mormons Tout Hillary Clinton As Anti-Christ

Flanked by the rest of the Mormon leadership, the president of the church, Thomas Monson announced that Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton is indeed the Anti-Christ.

Pink Floyd to Tour Without Pink Floyd Songs

The surviving members of legendary rock band Pink Floyd will reunite next year with a North American tour. A tour that the band says will be “on Pink Floyd's terms.”

Flying Girl Caught on Camera in Sierra County [VIDEO]

Gish Gallop has obtained an incredible video that depicts what appears to be a supernatural event. In a mobile phone video supplied by James L. McKnight of Grass Valley, CA, what appears to be a normal road side "pee break" for a Mr. McKnight's dog Bullit, turns into a paranormal event than he will never forget.

Alabama Trump Campaign To Use Flaming T’s to Help Supporters Find Polls In November

    FT. NERO, ALABAMA -- The Alabama headquarters for the...

Now You Know Vol 2: We Self-actualize, We Dream, We Are Reborn

The galaxy is calling to you via four-dimensional superstructures. Can you hear it? Although you may not realize it, you are astral. It can be difficult to know where to begin.

Local Rooster Inspired by Caitlyn Jenner: Seeks Cow Reassignment

Neighbors surrounding the Ridge Feed and Supply store on Ridge Road learned that the iconic Mascot Chicken is seeking a "Species Re-Assignment" surgery after learning about the trials and tribulations of Bruce Jenner.

Area Woman Threatens Lawsuit after Messy Facial

Justin Yermouth, 22, thought he'd treat his fiance, Jennifer Taylia, 20, to a nice relaxing facial after she finished her shift at Thai Me Up Wednesday afternoon. But what had started out as a loving gesture turned into a hair-raising affair for the young bride to be.

Area Dickhead Says Guys Who Yell ‘Fake News’ on Facebook are Probably Fags

Local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca really hates people who state the obvious. Recently, while attempting to order a Starbucks drink at a local, privately-owned coffee shop, Mr. Vaca announced loudly to the crowded cafe that anyone who points out 'fake news' is probably a 'fag.'

Stryper Comeback Tour to Feature Satanic Theme

Popular 1980s Christian Heavy Metal band Stryper announced over the weekend that they are mounting a comeback tour with a what some are calling an ironic twist: a satanic theme.

Yuba River Male Gender, Not Female Study Finds

According to researchers at the influential Rundex Family Foundation in Palo Alto, CA, the three forks Yuba River should be referred to using male adjectives.

Trump Pardons MAGAbomber

In a surprise move to some, but not others, President Trump  pardoned MAGAbomer Cesar Sayoc.

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Alex Jones Shocker: Gay Lover Speaks Out [VIDEO]

An Austin man has come forward to claim that he's been involved in an intimate relationship with conspiracy radio and television personality Alex Jones.

Nation Shocked at Ted Cruz Mistress Accusations

Recent rumors of Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz's infidelity have sparked shock and confusion among voters across the political spectrum.

Gish Gallop Review: Brunswick Basin’s Food is Crap

And that created a problem: what to do with a drained, formerly crap-filled lake? The answer was obvious. Fill it in with more crap like corporate stores, fast food joints and gasoline stations. Out with the old, and in with the same old shit.

Facebook to Ban All Flat Earth Groups

In a rare tweet from Mark Zuckerberg, the social media giant Facebook has announced it will be eliminating all groups associated with, or related to spreading, flat earth propaganda from its social media platform.

Zika Virus/Diarrhea Ravages Olympic Village

The 2016 Olympics are beginning in Rio, where an outbreak of the Zika virus is taking hold in Olympic Village. The virus has taken a toll. Nearly 2,000 of the 10,000 athletes are showing symptoms of the Zika Virus.

California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas Blue

A secret document reveals California's plans to make America blue.

Scientists Confirm Truth Still True Even If Russian Hackers Find It

HAMPSTEAD, RHODE ISLAND -- Researchers at one of the...

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Unabomber Ted Kaczynski Declared “Father of the Tiny House Movement” by Tiny Home Magazine

Tiny Homes magazine, the self-proclaimed leading publication on small living, has declared Unabomber Ted Kaczynski the "patron saint" and founder of the tiny house movement in its most recent issue.

Trump Tempts Fate by Attending Play at Ford’s Theater

President Trump attended a play at Washington D.C.'s Ford Theater, despite the obvious irony.

Roger Ailes/Bill Cosby To Join Donald Trump for Moral Support

Former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes and former decent human being Bill Cosby will accompany the alleged billionaire at all of campaign rallies until Election Day.

Thomas Pynchon spotted at California’s Lake of the Pines

Lake of the Pines, CA -- Recluse author Thomas...

Wolf Blitzer Diagnosed With Dementia

For the last few years there have been murmurings around CNN that something just wasn’t right with Wolf. Now the cat is out of the bag and Wolf is chasing it around the parking lot.

Area Non-Binary Social Justice Warrior Disillusioned by Trans-Siberian Orchestra

New York City's Amanda Hyman, a self-proclaimed, non-binary Social Justice Warrior, is upset by the lack of actual transgender people in the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. She wants them to take 'Trans' out of their name.

Democrat Coronavirus Supply Trains Spotted In Oregon

The Democrats are responsible for this latest virus outbreak, says an Oregon patriot group.

Koch Brothers Opens PayAdvantages Payday Loan Service in Grass Valley

In what Koch Industries is calling a "novel and effective way to give back to local communities," the American mega conglomerate announced late Monday night that it plans on opening one of their popular PayAdvantages™ payday loan and check cashing stores next to the DollarTree® in Grass Valley.

Area Woman Cashes in on Chemtrail Clothing Craze

Ardwelia Kushborn established her company Signal Shield in the summer of 2011 to provide, in her words, "an innovative line of protective clothing designed for today's conscious consumer."

Mexican Cartels Using Drones to Traffic Children and Fentanyl

The drones are capable of carrying 54kgs (120lbs) of payload upwards of 20km (12.4 miles) from cartel bases within Mexico

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Brief: Prostitution Ring Discovered In Hot Locked Car

According to authorities, the prostitution ring was being operated out of a Chrysler Minivan.

Misc. Crap for Sale in Cedar Ridge

Really just a bunch of crap to put with your existing crap

Gish Gallop Review: Finnegans Wake is an Impenetrable Piece of Crap

What's the difference between a pile of dog crap and Finnegan's Wake? You can avoid the dog crap by walking around it. I have to read and review Finnegan's Wake.

Rival Deer Found in Grass Valley Front Yard

Grass Valley, CA -- This morning a local reader...

North Korean Leader Upset American Sniper Not About Him

Pyongyang, North Korea -- In a bizarre press release...

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Skydiver Caught by 737 Dragged For 200 Miles

A Manteca, CA man is lucky to be alive following an encounter with a Boeing 737.

Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program

Donald Trump accompanied by select members of his cabinet toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to a news report today.

Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved His Marriage

In a surprise announcement today, Indiana Governor and Vice President-elect Mike Pence said that gay conversion therapy saved his marriage.

Mike Bloomberg Threatens To Purchase Trump’s Debt

What can Mike Bloomberg do with Trump's debt?

ZZ Top’s Billy Gibbons and 3 Others Dead in Fiery Car Crash

Authorities in Houston announced this morning that a fiery car crash last evening took the life of Texas native and ZZ Top guitarist, Billy Gibbons.

Hillary Clinton Found Dead Of Apparent Suicide

According sources close to the Clinton campaign, the Democratic nominee had come to see herself as the chief obstacle in winning the White House.