Chemtrails
32 Photos from INSIDE Chemtrail Planes Like You’ve NEVER Seen Before!
What follows next are 32 secret and previously confidential images that prove that there is a coordinated conspiracy to control us and our planet. You will never be the same after seeing these.
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Several Kids Dead After a Good Guy With a Gun Sleeps In
Wilburn Marvin accidentally overslept this morning, missing his chance to save hundreds of people from an active shooter situation.
Anti-Vaxxer Group Gets Polio on India Trip
A group of "anti-vax" Christian evangelicals became very ill after visiting one of the world's poorest places.
Pink Floyd Reunion Album to Feature Donald Trump Cover
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.
California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas Blue
A secret document reveals California's plans to make America blue.
Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger
Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.
Chemtrails
The Anunnaki’s Ancient Plan to Harvest Humans
The "fattening of the world" is a deliberate attempt by earth-bound Reptilian overlords to prepare humanity for harvesting by a visiting extraterrestrial race called the Anunnaki.
Art
Spotify Changes Name to N-Word
The primary motivation behind the decision, according to the company, was that people are quick to forget controversy.
Earth News
Herbalife Announces Yog-Sothoth as Spokesman
The Multi-Level Marketing company Herbalife announced that they have signed "Outter God" and cosmic all-seer Yog-Sothoth as their official media spokesman.
National News
Obama Offers to Trade SCOTUS Pick for Second Amendment
President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) has reportedly sent word to Senate Majority Mitch McConnell (R-KY) that he is willing to negotiate a deal in which the president would willingly sacrifice his Supreme Court nomination in exchange for the Second Amendment.
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Skydiver Caught by 737 Dragged For 200 Miles
A Manteca, CA man is lucky to be alive following an encounter with a Boeing 737.
Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program
Donald Trump accompanied by select members of his cabinet toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to a news report today.
Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved His Marriage
In a surprise announcement today, Indiana Governor and Vice President-elect Mike Pence said that gay conversion therapy saved his marriage.
National News
Deep State Claims Jeffrey Epstein is QAnon
A leaked document sheds new light on who the mysterious QAnon or 'Q' might be.
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National News
Suspicious Bag Of Dicks Forces Evacuation Of Trump Tower
For the second consecutive day, Trump Tower had to be evacuated because of a suspicious, anonymous bag that was left in the lobby of the New York skyscraper
Earth News
Labor Activists: Stop Chinese Puffed Rice Production
International labor rights advocates are calling for extensive changes in puffed rice production after an inside investigation by PBS's Frontline reveals appalling and perhaps illegal working conditions inside one of China's largest puffed rice factories.
National News
Mormons Tout Hillary Clinton As Anti-Christ
Flanked by the rest of the Mormon leadership, the president of the church, Thomas Monson announced that Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton is indeed the Anti-Christ.
Earth News
Pink Floyd to Tour Without Pink Floyd Songs
The surviving members of legendary rock band Pink Floyd will reunite next year with a North American tour. A tour that the band says will be “on Pink Floyd's terms.â€
Local News
Flying Girl Caught on Camera in Sierra County [VIDEO]
Gish Gallop has obtained an incredible video that depicts what appears to be a supernatural event. In a mobile phone video supplied by James L. McKnight of Grass Valley, CA, what appears to be a normal road side "pee break" for a Mr. McKnight's dog Bullit, turns into a paranormal event than he will never forget.
News
Alabama Trump Campaign To Use Flaming T’s to Help Supporters Find Polls In November
FT. NERO, ALABAMA -- The Alabama headquarters for the...
Art
Now You Know Vol 2: We Self-actualize, We Dream, We Are Reborn
The galaxy is calling to you via four-dimensional superstructures. Can you hear it? Although you may not realize it, you are astral. It can be difficult to know where to begin.
Local News
Local Rooster Inspired by Caitlyn Jenner: Seeks Cow Reassignment
Neighbors surrounding the Ridge Feed and Supply store on Ridge Road learned that the iconic Mascot Chicken is seeking a "Species Re-Assignment" surgery after learning about the trials and tribulations of Bruce Jenner.
National News
Area Woman Threatens Lawsuit after Messy Facial
Justin Yermouth, 22, thought he'd treat his fiance, Jennifer Taylia, 20, to a nice relaxing facial after she finished her shift at Thai Me Up Wednesday afternoon. But what had started out as a loving gesture turned into a hair-raising affair for the young bride to be.
Local News
Area Dickhead Says Guys Who Yell ‘Fake News’ on Facebook are Probably Fags
Local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca really hates people who state the obvious. Recently, while attempting to order a Starbucks drink at a local, privately-owned coffee shop, Mr. Vaca announced loudly to the crowded cafe that anyone who points out 'fake news' is probably a 'fag.'
Music
Stryper Comeback Tour to Feature Satanic Theme
Popular 1980s Christian Heavy Metal band Stryper announced over the weekend that they are mounting a comeback tour with a what some are calling an ironic twist: a satanic theme.
Earth News
Yuba River Male Gender, Not Female Study Finds
According to researchers at the influential Rundex Family Foundation in Palo Alto, CA, the three forks Yuba River should be referred to using male adjectives.
National News
Trump Pardons MAGAbomber
In a surprise move to some, but not others, President Trump pardoned MAGAbomer Cesar Sayoc.
Lifestyle
Earth News
Alex Jones Shocker: Gay Lover Speaks Out [VIDEO]
An Austin man has come forward to claim that he's been involved in an intimate relationship with conspiracy radio and television personality Alex Jones.
Nation Shocked at Ted Cruz Mistress Accusations
Recent rumors of Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz's infidelity have sparked shock and confusion among voters across the political spectrum.
Gish Gallop Review: Brunswick Basin’s Food is Crap
And that created a problem: what to do with a drained, formerly crap-filled lake? The answer was obvious. Fill it in with more crap like corporate stores, fast food joints and gasoline stations. Out with the old, and in with the same old shit.
Facebook to Ban All Flat Earth Groups
In a rare tweet from Mark Zuckerberg, the social media giant Facebook has announced it will be eliminating all groups associated with, or related to spreading, flat earth propaganda from its social media platform.
Zika Virus/Diarrhea Ravages Olympic Village
The 2016 Olympics are beginning in Rio, where an outbreak of the Zika virus is taking hold in Olympic Village. The virus has taken a toll. Nearly 2,000 of the 10,000 athletes are showing symptoms of the Zika Virus.
California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas Blue
A secret document reveals California's plans to make America blue.
Scientists Confirm Truth Still True Even If Russian Hackers Find It
HAMPSTEAD, RHODE ISLAND -- Researchers at one of the...
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Art
Unabomber Ted Kaczynski Declared “Father of the Tiny House Movement” by Tiny Home Magazine
Tiny Homes magazine, the self-proclaimed leading publication on small living, has declared Unabomber Ted Kaczynski the "patron saint" and founder of the tiny house movement in its most recent issue.
Art
Trump Tempts Fate by Attending Play at Ford’s Theater
President Trump attended a play at Washington D.C.'s Ford Theater, despite the obvious irony.
National News
Roger Ailes/Bill Cosby To Join Donald Trump for Moral Support
Former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes and former decent human being Bill Cosby will accompany the alleged billionaire at all of campaign rallies until Election Day.
Art
Thomas Pynchon spotted at California’s Lake of the Pines
Lake of the Pines, CA -- Recluse author Thomas...
Wolf Blitzer Diagnosed With Dementia
For the last few years there have been murmurings around CNN that something just wasn’t right with Wolf. Now the cat is out of the bag and Wolf is chasing it around the parking lot.
Area Non-Binary Social Justice Warrior Disillusioned by Trans-Siberian Orchestra
New York City's Amanda Hyman, a self-proclaimed, non-binary Social Justice Warrior, is upset by the lack of actual transgender people in the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. She wants them to take 'Trans' out of their name.
Democrat Coronavirus Supply Trains Spotted In Oregon
The Democrats are responsible for this latest virus outbreak, says an Oregon patriot group.
Koch Brothers Opens PayAdvantages Payday Loan Service in Grass Valley
In what Koch Industries is calling a "novel and effective way to give back to local communities," the American mega conglomerate announced late Monday night that it plans on opening one of their popular PayAdvantages™ payday loan and check cashing stores next to the DollarTree® in Grass Valley.
Area Woman Cashes in on Chemtrail Clothing Craze
Ardwelia Kushborn established her company Signal Shield in the summer of 2011 to provide, in her words, "an innovative line of protective clothing designed for today's conscious consumer."
Mexican Cartels Using Drones to Traffic Children and Fentanyl
The drones are capable of carrying 54kgs (120lbs) of payload upwards of 20km (12.4 miles) from cartel bases within Mexico
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Local News
Brief: Prostitution Ring Discovered In Hot Locked Car
According to authorities, the prostitution ring was being operated out of a Chrysler Minivan.
Local News
Misc. Crap for Sale in Cedar Ridge
Really just a bunch of crap to put with your existing crap
Art
Gish Gallop Review: Finnegans Wake is an Impenetrable Piece of Crap
What's the difference between a pile of dog crap and Finnegan's Wake? You can avoid the dog crap by walking around it. I have to read and review Finnegan's Wake.
Local News
Rival Deer Found in Grass Valley Front Yard
Grass Valley, CA -- This morning a local reader...
News
North Korean Leader Upset American Sniper Not About Him
Pyongyang, North Korea -- In a bizarre press release...
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Skydiver Caught by 737 Dragged For 200 Miles
A Manteca, CA man is lucky to be alive following an encounter with a Boeing 737.
Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program
Donald Trump accompanied by select members of his cabinet toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to a news report today.
Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved His Marriage
In a surprise announcement today, Indiana Governor and Vice President-elect Mike Pence said that gay conversion therapy saved his marriage.
ZZ Top’s Billy Gibbons and 3 Others Dead in Fiery Car Crash
Authorities in Houston announced this morning that a fiery car crash last evening took the life of Texas native and ZZ Top guitarist, Billy Gibbons.
Hillary Clinton Found Dead Of Apparent Suicide
According sources close to the Clinton campaign, the Democratic nominee had come to see herself as the chief obstacle in winning the White House.
