Area Man with Cancer & MS Tired of Sanctimonious People
An area man suffering from both bone cancer and Multiple Sclerosis is tired of the sanctimonious declarations by area facebookers. Samuel Baker of Rhode Island Street said he's grown tired of people not having any balls and using his condition as an excuse to further their sanctimonious crusade in their minds.
Tesla Introduces Retro Line of Cars Featuring AM Radios
Tesla is making history again with its new like of retro electric cars.
Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial
Tustin, CA couple Carolyn and Jarrett Roush had an embarrassing misunderstanding.
Alabama Trump Campaign To Use Flaming T’s to Help Supporters Find Polls In November
FT. NERO, ALABAMA -- The Alabama headquarters for the Donald Trump campaign announced early this morning that they would be paying to install special landmarks in the state, designed to help guide the billionaire's...
The USS Gerald Ford Awkwardly Stumbles at Sea
The aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford, which is a part of the United States military's "Ford" class "super" carrier group, has been reported to trip, stumble and even crash into several docks according to the Virginia-based Newport News.
Theo Huxtable To Replace Cosby As Jell-O Spokesman
Kraft Foods, makers of the popular gelatin dessert food thing Jell-O announced on Friday that it would be replacing long-time spokesman Bill Cosby with former Cosby Show son Theo Huxtable.
SETI: Extraterrestrial Signal Is Warning To Earth: “Do Not Let Angry Primates Run The...
The Internet was abuzz this week as scientists from Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence -- known as SETI in the shorthand -- announced that they were investigating a signal that could be the most compelling evidence...
Macron “Accidentally” Gives Trump Wrong City for the “G6” Summit
A spokesperson for the French President denies giving Trump the wrong directions.
Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe Files For Disability
Mike Rowe is beloved by many for his great insight on current events and on his television show Dirty Jobs, where he seeks out those jobs that many of us would not do.
Republicans Accuse Democrats of Bombing Themselves-Democrats Claim They Need No Help in Destroying Their...
Democrats claim they need no help from the Republicans to destroy their hopes.
Denis Leary to Tour with Newly Discovered Bill Hicks Jokes
American comedian Denis Leary announced that he would embark on his first comedy tour in over 15 years after he recently discovered a vault containing over 3000 unused Bill Hicks jokes.
