"It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty," said Mr. Osteen commenting on his new enterprise.

Denise Hancock announced to her fellow Chipotle workers that she's excited about the almost 1 trillion dollars worth of corporate stock buy-backs.

An online hookup between Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa has produced the Internet's first AI offspring.

During a late-night prayer session, Louise and Sam prayed incessantly to God. And for hours, nothing. Not a peep from the almighty. Not even a small sign from above.

Conservatives immediately called for a Congressional investigation.

The re-elect Desantis campaign jumped into action only to find itself unable to attack the Chinese-Venezuelan athlete.

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Aleppo, Syria is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Aleppo anomaly" for the past 3 years.

Mr. Moore that he often terrorizes buffet restaurant owners. He will often call and whisper into the phone, "I'm coming for you. There will be nothing left," before hanging up.

An abandoned mattress has given up on life after being left for naught on Los Angeles' famous Le Petomane Freeway early Wednesday morning.

An area woman admitted on Thursday that she honks her horn as she travels around Grass Valley's Roundabout in her 1999 forest green Cherokee Sport to warn other drivers not to enter in front of her.

Public reaction has been very enthusiastic and many respondents to various polls have sited Anthony as a positive role model.

Former President Trump admires North Korea's flattery.