A local hacker group calling themselves the 420 Knights successfully installed adult videos onto area Safeway self-checkout machines. The group, which tool responsibility for the act yesterday via a Twitter feed, said that they were doing this this to "disrupt the robots" and to "give power back to the people." The tweet also contained a #FeelTheBern hashtag.
The Weather Channel announced late this week that will start including hourly, daily, and weekly mass shooting forecasts in their local weather segments they broadcast.
Local resident and average guy Chip Day failed to open a "Junk Drawer" in his Morgan Ranch home despite repeated and forceful attempts to do so.
Lemmy Kilmister, founding member and frontman of MotÃ¶rhead. has died. He was 70 years old. Kilmister â€” who legendarily survived diabetes and implantation of a heart defibrillator â€” was diagnosed with the disease just two days ago, the band said in a statement.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer made head turn yet again today when he said that it has â€œbecome increasingly clearâ€ since the Trump administration took power in January that the previous administration did a â€œRussian piss-party-poor jobâ€ of vetting them.
Area racist Ray Dean Edington claims people don't get his racist jokes and gestures.
Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas received a swift response from Jesus Christ.
Local Ridge farmer Thomas Kevlin giggled Friday at local the Grass Valley Grocery Outlet after discovering a Coffee-Mate Creamer called "Girl Scout Cookie."
With the recent spate of celebrities either refusing to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration ceremony or canceling their prior agreement to do so, the President-elect received a welcome bit of news this morning when television star Spongebob SquarePants agreed to make an appearance.