According to a prospectus provided by the Church, their Citrus Heights flagship store has grown by over 400%.

Japanese automaker Subaru announced earlier this week that it plans on releasing a limited run of what is tentatively called the Bernie Sanders Outback LE or Limited Edition.

The Jurisdiction of the Jefferson State Militia website was nominated last year for its innovative design and faced stiff competition.

The 56-year-old budget hospitality and lodging chain Motel 6 announced this week that it is going to rename itself given extraordinary inflation and economic pressures.

The Mormon church has been around since the mid-1800's by Joseph Smith under questionable pretenses. It has since grown to 14 million members around the world. The Mormons use all manner of recruiting tools to save souls.

Walter Truman is primarily an egg farmer in Camptonville, but in an attempt to make a better layer he also breeds chickens.

Birds across the United Kingdom have taken-up smoking to reduce hunger pains caused by the government's recent austerity measures.

Area trinket collector, “oriental” food connoisseur and occasional racist Terry Adkinson decided to make a point about illegal immigration last week by pretending to be an undocumented Mexican worker. Mr. Adkinson, who runs a local blog called The Conservarian: Reflections on American Exceptionalism, attempted to apply for assistance at the area Social Services office in Nevada City.

The international non-profit journalistic organization Wikileaks released a series of Hillary Clinton campaign emails yesterday that suggest the United States government is working with a alien reptilian force to both control and enslave humanity.

Starting August 1, the TSA will hire former Guantanamo Bay detainees that were suspected of having ties to terrorism.

In what's being described as a "tragic scene" during a stirring rendition of the "Reflex," several thousand small girls rushed the stage during a live Duran Duran performance at the Pshaw Millennium Park.

The Washington State-based Evergreen Chemtrail Learning Center (ECLC) announced today that they plan on expanding its 4 year old learning center to include amusement rides and other attractions.